July 26, 2014

Hall of Fame addresses problems...

...by cutting a circle in the floor under the problem.

Recent Hall of Fame ballots have primarily centered around players who were snubbed or overlooked by the writers for various reasons that were about to be removed from the ballot.

Critics of the Hall of Fame have been asking for a clarification of certain qualification rules (namely, the moral and ethical conditions that have led some writers to refuse to vote for steroid and other PED users, while wife-beaters, illegal drug abusers and other criminals still warrant a vote).  The HoF has responded by knocking five years of eligibility off of the Hall of Fame ballot, so we won't have to argue about qualifications for nearly as long.

"Dear Ford,

I keep finding damage-causing foreign particulates in the Motorcraft oil you recommend for my Explorer.  What other oil can I use to avoid this problem?

Sincerely,

A Loyal Ford Customer"

"Dear Loyal Ford Customer,

We recommend you keep using Motorcraft oil, but maybe change it more often so that less damage can occur.

Hope that solves your problem,

Ford."

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