They can't all be winners...

Editor's Note:  The Rangers have made some highly publicized trades over the past decade or so.  Generally speaking, they provided the Yankees 1B, 3B and one of their outfielders (sort of).  Texas got a significant portion of it's World Series teams, and current team, from the Braves.  Most significantly, Texas has provided so many players to the Baltimore Orioles over the past twenty years that Rangers fans have taken to calling the Orioles the "Rangers East" club.

However, in recent years Texas has acquired another trading "partner", although as this guest post by Wonderduck illustrates, the relationship isn't exactly bilateral.

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Earlier today, I was at work when, from out of nowhere, our charming and delightful host here at the Wrigleyville South Baseball Blog popped up and asked if I'd like to write a little bit about the Arlington-Chicago pipeline. After asking "who are you and how did you get in here?" and calling security, I stepped into my office and locked the door behind me. After the weird person with the Rangers cap was escorted away by Virgil and Ron, I thought about his request and thought "eh, why not?"

It would be wrong to say that the Chicago Cubs and Texas Rangers have been trading partners over the past couple of years, because that would suggest that there has been equanimity between the two teams. In truth, the Cubs have been stealing the Rangers blind the entire time. For example, the Matt Garza deal. Or, as it should really be called, "13 mediocre starts by Matt Garza for Mike Olt, CJ Edwards, Justin Grimm, and Neil Ramirez."

Edwards could grow up to be a #3 starter. Grimm looked good until he hit Triple-A, at which point he discovered that baseball can be difficult, and the big leagues, at which point he discovered that perhaps selling cars isn't such a bad career after all. Ramirez is probably what is termed "organizational depth," as in "you need 25 players on a team, and they can't all be Mike Trout."

And then there's Mike Olt. Mike "I'll be starting for the Cubs this year" Olt. In Wrigley Field. When the trade first happened, the general consensus on sports-talk radio up here was that he was their third sacker for the rest of the decade at least. Me, I was some small amount less excited; the Cubs seem to have an institutional inability to create third-basemen out of can't-miss minor leaguers (Kevin Orie, anyone? How about Gary Scott? Heck, even the best Cubs trade of all time involved a third baseman that failed at the position... turned out Ryne Sandberg was okay at second, though). Despite this, I still thought Olt had a good chance to take over the hot corner at Sheffield and Addison. Turns out the Cubs agreed with me and put him on the major league roster today.

Meanwhile, Matt Garza will be pitching for the Milwaukee Brewers in 2014. Well, heck, that's okay, the Rangers still have that other Cubs pitcher you got a few years ago, Ryan Dempster, right? Oh, wait. Well, the Northsiders still have Kyle Hendricks and Christian Villanueva from that deal. Hendricks will be down in Triple-A to start the year, but it wouldn't have been a huge surprise if he had made the team out of Spring Training. Villanueva, on the other hand, suddenly has his path to the big leagues blocked by... Mike Olt. Whoopsie. Okay, you say, but Geovany Soto will be our starting catcher again, and he was a Cubs player! Yep, and as soon as his knee heals in twelve weeks, he'll be back to being Geo (Metro) Soto again.

It's been brought to my attention that the Rangers picked up ex-Cub Donnie Murphy off waivers today. My first reaction to this bit of news: "who?" My second reaction: "he was still on the Cubs?" Murphy is a 31-year old... let's be charitable and call him a "journeyman"... third-baseman that hit 11 homers last season (while striking out 48 times and walking eight). He'd hit 18 home runs in his previous six seasons combined. There's no question that he's better than not having a player at third base at all, so you've got that going for you, Ranger fans!

Once upon a time, the Cubs used to steal the Pittsburgh Pirates blind regularly. Now it looks like their attentions have turned to Arlington. At times like this, it's best just not to answer the phone if the caller ID shows an area code of "312." Trust me, you'll be better off.
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Wonderduck blogs about F1 Racing, anime, ducks, military history, baseball, the Chicago Cubs and ducks at Wonderduck's Pond.

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